Fire Ants Card

Say hello to The Swell Co.'s greeting card line, The Cheeky Press!

OUTSIDE OF CARD

PARENTING IS LIKE GETTING ATTACKED BY FIRE ANTS AND NOT HAVING ANY ARMS TO WARD THEM OFF AND THEN DYING A SLOW AND MISERABLE DEATH. JUST LYING THERE ON THE SIDEWALK WITH ANTS ALL OVER YOU. PROBABLY GETTING COLORED ON WITH CHALK AND PERMANENT MARKERS.

INSIDE OF CARD
Left blank for your personal touch of awesomeness!

CARD SIZE
A2 size: 4.25” x 5.5” or 5.5" x 4.25"

FEATURES
Included Kraft brown envelope
Printed on 80lb white cardstock with a felt texture
Comes in a clear, protective sleeve
Handmade in Pequot Lakes, Minn.